RPG Blogger and gamer Justin Stewart has a new Review for Meatlandia.  It’s great at identifying what we were going for and also rightly critical about areas of improvement.  “There are three, count ’em, three distinct species of bards, and somehow none of them are lame.” is my favorite quote.  (Because I wanted to write […]

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This is something I made for Santacore. Maybe you’ll see it there someday but in the meantime it may be handy.   Below are a series of tables  If the PCs are in a specific part of the city, simply locate the most appropriate table. Otherwise, roll randomly. There are in 1d8 Wards in this […]


New Class: The Beerserker

Not specific to Meatlandia, this is just a fun class for a one-shot or urban crawl. It’s based on the ASSoH Berserker, but not nearly as strong.   Beerserker The Beerserker is a cowardly brawler known for his unquenchable thirst for mead, ale, and all things fermented. Unlike barbarians, Beerserkers are urban creatures, who prefer […]

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Too Gonzo for Gonzo?: Chaos DJs

Quite a few of my friends who read early versions of Meatlandia  quietly expressed that the Chaos DJ in particular was too 4th wall breaking and unbalanced to use. Totally fair. The Playlist ability is completely broken. But it always leads to such unpredictable fun when we play. What do you think? We would love to hear […]

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Meatlandia is here!

Good news everybody. The OSR sourcebook written by Wind Lothamer and Ahimsa Kerp is brimming with new locations, magic, classes and lots and lots of worms and is now available for sale. Here is a look at the world map. The vast majority of the book concerns Meatlandia the city but we are working on further […]

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